Why? Because I can.


[IMG] Tyranny Alert Level Red.

Today's Discordian Quote from Johnny's Discordian Fortune File...
We're cockroaches living under a kitchen sink and we don't even realize there's a city around us.
Today is Sweetmorn, the 42nd day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3185

The way the world is...

The Forever War
Asked to define `victory' in the war against terrorism last week, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld had difficulty coming up with a concise answer. After 500 words of hovering, he landed on his definition. `I say that victory is persuading the American people and the rest of the world that this is not a quick matter that is going to be over in a month or a year or even five years,' he said.
 - Washington Post, Sept. 23, 2001, Page A03

[IMG] Nuclear explosion - Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
...for some definition of lifetime.

Heathrow Roundabout, February 2003
[IMG] Scorpion light tanks on propaganda duty.
...sympathetic magic protects Gatwick.

[IMG] Dubya - All your oil are belong to US.

[IMG] Obama and Bush as the Joker.

[IMG]: Tony Blair, war criminal.

[IMG] Blair and Gaddafi shake hands.

[IMG] Riot police managing freedom of speech.

[IMG] Obama crys crocodile tears.

[IMG] NewSpeak.

In case you asked about my politics... we should have this for the UK...
Guns and Dope Party

And check out...
J.D. Tuccille
A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen.

The word `politics' is derived from the word `poly,' meaning `many,' and the word `ticks,' meaning `blood sucking parasites.'
 - Dave Barry

[IMG] Government is powerless to protect you, not powerless to punish you.

Check out the ``social contract'' you ``agreed'' to

[IMG] NO! to ID Cards.

On August 19, 1934, 95% of the Germans who were registered to vote went to the polls and 90% (38 million) of adult German citizens voted to give Adolf Hitler complete and total authority to rule Germany as he saw fit. Only 4.25 million Germans voted against this transfer of power to a totalitarian regime.
 - William Shirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich

[IMG] Gunny says, `You make me sick!'

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?
And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
 - Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn

[IMG] The Western Bar.
Competition is fierce in Edinburgh's ``Pubic Triangle.''

[IMG] YOLD 3168 - outside The Burke and Hare, Edinburgh.
``If you need me I'll be at the nudie bar.''

Revised: the 61st Chaos in the YOLD 3185
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